You know you are a mommy when...
1. Halfway through pulling a new shirt over your head, you realize it is inside out, and you continue wearing it that way because it would take more energy to take it off and and start over.
2. You start buying more shirts with printed fabric to cover up the spit up stains.
3. You start to cheer when anyone toots.
4. You are enjoying the contentment of your son bouncing on your lap when you feel hot liquid seep between your legs, and it doesn't belong to you.
5. You change you clothes every time you change your son's clothes.
6. For the first time you are thankful for that floral print hand-me-down couch someone gave you... hides poop stains very well...
7. You trade in your silk throw pillows for cotton ones... easier to clean...
8. As you walk out of the house, you look down and notice something stuck to the bottom of your shoe... it's not toilet paper, but a breast pad.
Now that I have successfully navigated the journey of pregnancy, the road of motherhood stretches out before me. I figure recording my crazy thoughts and notions along this adventure is a whole lot cheaper than counseling or happy hour...
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